Tuesday, May 2, 2017

10 Burning Questions for CDATPOS 2.0

1. How do you plan to fill the adorable hipster sneakers of the original CDATPOS?

2. When you took this job, did you know about the long and handsome bearded shadow cast by your predecessor?

3. Do you even have any idea what I'm talking about right now, and if not, why not?

4. Do you care, and if not, why not?

5. Will you or will you not follow in the footsteps of your predecessor by cooking my family a delicious meal in your adorable hipster sneakers and emo music, which I will then live-blog for all the world to see?

6. What new ink do you plan to get/new beard maintenance products will you endorse to commemorate this important milestone in your career?

7. Where do you stand on "cougars?"

8. Do you also wish to join Juneau's registry of historic places?


9. Are you prepared to assume the heavy mantle of CDATPOS 2.0?

10. Who is your #1 style inspiration (other than the original CDATPOS)?

BONUS QUESTION: Will you follow tradition and answer these burning questions, or will you be like POTUS and disregard well-established norms?


1 comment:

  1. Hey OneHotMess. Sorry about the incredibly delayed response. I've never been publicly called out to answer a questionnaire before and I guess I kind of choked. I know we chatted at the shop once and I told you that I would eventually get to it. I ended forgetting about it until today. Veronica has talked me into answering these spicy inquiries to commemorate my last day at KP. So without further ado, here are my responses to you!

    Question 1: How do you plan on filling the adorable hipster sneakers of the original CDATPOS?

    YIKES! I don't know if filling up those metaphorical shoes is even possible. There truly is no one like Conor. Anyway, I actually prefer boots. They keep my feet warm, comfy, and safe while they stomp fascism.

    Question 2: When you took this job, did you know about the long and handsome bearded shadow cast by your predecessor?

    Of course. We're friends after all. CDATPOSes need to travel together in packs to ensure our survival and well-being.

    Question 3: Do you even have any idea what I'm talking about right now, and if not, why not?

    Oh, I learned about what you were talking about almost immediately. I was hit with half a dozen texts from people demanding that I answer you ASAP.

    Question 4: Do you care, and if not, why not?
    I mean, your followers have been waiting for this with bated breath for months now, right? :P

    Question 5: Will you or will you not follow in the footsteps of your predecessor by cooking my family a delicious meal in your adorable hipster sneakers and emo music, which I will then live-blog for all the world to see?

    That's a tall order for a guy that struggles with boiling water. Maybe for your family's sake, I'll pass.


    Question 6: What new ink do you plan to get/new beard maintenance products will you endorse to commemorate this important milestone in your career?

    For a while, I was considering getting "FUCK FASCISTS" on my ankle, to really make my super conservative mom really disappointed in me. For beard products, I've been using Cut and Caliber beard oil to keep my face smelling like a pine forest 24/7.

    Question 7: Where do you stand on "cougars?"
    I love them!


    Question 8: Do you also wish to join Juneau's registry of historic places?

    I think I'd add a little variety to the slew of places built by white colonizers. Sure!


    Question 9: Are you prepared to assume the heavy mantle of CDATPOS 2.0?

    I think I acquitted myself pretty well. I also really like the designation of 2.0. I feel like an upgrade. (Although there is no replacing Conor)

    Question 10: Who is your #1 style inspiration (other than the original CDATPOS)?

    I don't know if I have a #1. There's so many sharp dudes out there that inspire me. Maybe Michael Fassbender? He makes casual wear look gucci af.

    BONUS QUESTION: Will you follow tradition and answer these burning questions, or will you be like POTUS and disregard well-established norms?

    I couldn't live with being compared to our disgusting garbage fire of a president, so it was imperative for me to give you something here to keep my name clean. :)

    Thanks for featuring me in your blog!

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