Thursday, August 3, 2017

33 Things With a Higher Approval Rating Than Trump

1. Finding a hair in your lasagna.
2. An iOS Software update.
3. Moldy bread.
4. Chewing gum under a seat on a public bus.
5. Stepping on a cactus.
6. Supermarket sushi.
7. The line at an airport Starbucks.
8. Email forwards from your aunt.
9. Nickelback.
10. A "sanitary napkin" coin-op vending machine.
11. Best Buy on Black Friday.
12. Neco wafers candy.
13. An NYC subway car in August with broken AC.
14. Sand in the crotch of your bathing suit.
15. Used gym socks.
16. An AOL account.
17. G-Train service on a Sunday at 2:00 a.m.
18. Walking in on your parents having sex.
19. Cat litter.
20. Supermarket brand Fruit Loops.
21. A leaf blower at 7:00 a.m. on a Sunday.
22. Jehovah's Witnessss on your doorstep.
23. A fart in an elevator.
24. Booger eating.
25. Kraft Singles.
26. Cold scrambled eggs.
27. A yeast infection.
28. A 6 hour layover in Milwaukee.
29. Flat soda.
30. The iMac rainbow wheel of death.
31. A hangnail.
32. The line for Space Mountain at Disneyland.
33. Your mom.

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